MAGA: we need to invade Greenland because it's a national emergency.

MAGA: we need to invade Greenland because it's a national emergency.

ME: uh huh one question what's the emergency?

MAGA: well we need to acquire Greenland.

ME: right right. um. but why do we need Greenland?

MAGA: weren't you listening? it's a national emergency.

ME: okay sure but what, exactly, is the emergency again??

MAGA: the emergency is that we need Greenland, duh.

ME: mmm. so... we're invading Greenland because invading Greenland is a national emergency?

MAGA: no you idiot that would be stupid why are you libtards so fucking dumb.

ME: okay look just explain it again to me. go slow. pretend I'm five years old.

MAGA: holy shit it's really really simple okay?

ME: great. I'm listening.

MAGA: we need Greenland

ME: ...go on?

MAGA: ...

ME: ...

MAGA: ...

ME: OH that was the whole thing.

MAGA: Jesus fucking Christ you Dems are so dumb.