Today is the premiere of Melania the movie, and I cannot remember the last time I was so excited…
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@randahl
I hear they sold 1 (one) ticket for the premier in London.
And apparently someone wrote a review, including that even it it were shown in an aircraft, people would walk out...
It's clearly Bezos rimming Trump for favours to enrich his greed more.Is it known, who was the deranged person who paid to see the film?
How much money would they have to pay you in compensation for the unusual cruelty to sit through the entire thing (no mobile use allowed during screening)?
100€ ?
200€ ? -
Today is the premiere of Melania the movie, and I cannot remember the last time I was so excited…
… to read the user reviews on IMDb.
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"I reviewed the Melania documentary so you wouldn't have to." said no one, ever.
"The crickets have even gone quiet." - me. -
Today is the premiere of Melania the movie, and I cannot remember the last time I was so excited…
… to read the user reviews on IMDb.
️️🧟️️@randahl Let us observe a moment of inertia for Melania the Film.
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Today is the premiere of Melania the movie, and I cannot remember the last time I was so excited…
… to read the user reviews on IMDb.
️️🧟️️@randahl Let’s not forget about letterbox.
https://letterboxd.com/film/melania-2026/ -
@randahl Let’s not forget about letterbox.
https://letterboxd.com/film/melania-2026/@randahl
some samples below.Sex pest Brett Ratner resurrected by the state so he can make propaganda fluff about the dictator's wife.
If they showed this on a plane, people would still walk out.
Melania will return in the Epstein files
The best moment of the film is when she calls him a peace maker and an air fryer. So beautiful, so compelling.
I had teary eyes watching the whole film, but that's due to conjunctivitis. -
Today is the premiere of Melania the movie, and I cannot remember the last time I was so excited…
… to read the user reviews on IMDb.
️️🧟️️@randahl Best one I heard was that if Melania was shown in-flight on a plane, people would still walk out
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Today is the premiere of Melania the movie, and I cannot remember the last time I was so excited…
… to read the user reviews on IMDb.
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Is it known, who was the deranged person who paid to see the film?
How much money would they have to pay you in compensation for the unusual cruelty to sit through the entire thing (no mobile use allowed during screening)?
100€ ?
200€ ?If I was given plenty of
and 
and was suitably stoned, with noise-cancelling headphones on, playing progressive trance, €250 would be considered.
But only if I'm allowed to get up and boogie through the cinema.What about you?
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Today is the premiere of Melania the movie, and I cannot remember the last time I was so excited…
… to read the user reviews on IMDb.
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