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@MostlyHarmless

ALT TEXT:

A racoon is suspended between two trees with its legs touching each tree. The left tree is captioned, "Staying informed on the American dumpster fire". The right tree is captioned, "My mental health". The left racoon is captioned, "Me".

@MostlyHarmless
Ohhh my goodness so perfect!
Suggested alt text 🩷:
The image is of 2 large tree trunks in a “v” shape. A little raccoon 🦝 is braced in between the two trunks & is facing camera. (He is in a position that would look normal if they were on the ground on all 4’s but they’re bracing both paws on the trunk in almost a “splits” fashion )

One trunk reads:
STAYING INFORMED
ON THE
AMERICAN
DUMPSTER FIRE

Raccoon is labeled: ME

The Other trunk:
MY MENTAL HEALTH

@MostlyHarmless alternatively you can make the message read like this:

One trunk reads: Raccoon: The Other trunk:
STAYING INFORMED ME MY
ON THE MENTAL HEALTH
AMERICAN
DUMPSTER FIRE

@MostlyHarmless Yeap. Lots of five finger leafy vegetables to cope.

@MostlyHarmless
I suggest you to follow @altbot which well follow you back and give you ALT text for pictures.

@em_and_future_cats @MostlyHarmless What if I had used a monospace font?

Edit: also, does that actually work for someone who's blind? Isn't the braile output thing going to make an absolute disaster of that?

@crazyeddie No, it doesn't work. It's a terrible suggestion. Not sure why it was suggested. @em_and_future_cats @MostlyHarmless

@MostlyHarmless imagine living here

@nicolaottomano @MostlyHarmless or just write it yourself and have a better end result with less energy wasted

@herzleid @crazyeddie @MostlyHarmless
Sorry, yes it would read as a sentence , not as a block paragraph. Sorry for suggesting this

@em_and_future_cats The alt you first suggested was excellent though.

@MostlyHarmless
Mental health will drive you mad.

@MostlyHarmless If your a Liberal you don't need to watch the News, you just need to keep repeating, "Trump Bad, ICE Bad, Republicans Bad", and your caught up.

@MostlyHarmless

@MostlyHarmless psst @Viviane_DPR un template pour tes "how you email finds me"

@MostlyHarmless what an apt description

@MostlyHarmless yup….

@MostlyHarmless: imagine living here

@brouhaha @MostlyHarmless
In my case, no problem. I am already crazy

@MostlyHarmless
I've been filtering like crazy online to avoid any news about that shit for over a year now. There's nothing I can do about it. I need to preserve my sanity.