May your pillow be the right temperature on both sides.

May your pillow be the right temperature on both sides. May your toilet paper be clean first time. May you never reply 'you too' to 'enjoy your meal'. May neither pizza nor coffee scald the roof of your mouth. May your single-sign-on remain signed in for as long as advertised. May your LED lightbulbs never flicker. May your keys be found exactly where you left them. May all your passwords be considered 'strong enough' first time. May the door handle strike only the arms of your enemies.