Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby I do not want to chat with your creepy AI chat bot.
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby Imagine the app version of this!
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY PRECISE LOCATION AT ALL TIMES WITH YOUR 1436 PARTNERS
(continues at length)
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@joby I wholeheartedly agree. And most devs probably do, too. Unfortunately they don't make that crap by choice. The problem here are the fuckers with money calling the shots.
@starsider @joby My thoughts as well.
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby and i don't want to spin anything before i browse your shop
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby i do agree but most of the time it's not the devs bro, it's marketing, project manager, top management.
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby Those would most likely not be programmer decisions, more like management/marketing.
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@joby I bet someone got a really nice bonus for that feature https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20061101-03/?p=29153
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby but do you want to ACCEPT ALL cookies or do you prefer to go into a menu and unselect 300 toggles?
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@joby but do you want to ACCEPT ALL cookies or do you prefer to go into a menu and unselect 300 toggles?
@oskard Or option
Use a browser plugin that hides the prompt, but now a bunch of stuff doesn't work because we all hold the functionally-necessary cookies hostage behind that stupid prompt. -
@oskard Or option
Use a browser plugin that hides the prompt, but now a bunch of stuff doesn't work because we all hold the functionally-necessary cookies hostage behind that stupid prompt. -
Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby not the programmers, sales and growth hackers forcing it on the rest of marketing and development 🫠
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby <cloudflare slides into the chat> hi! are you even human
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby
I’d pay $5 to be able to mega-boost this post. -
@joby as corollary.. anyone coding a modal dialog with an option "Maybe later" can go to hell....
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@joby not the programmers, sales and growth hackers forcing it on the rest of marketing and development 🫠
@bolderbekah You're not wrong, but it ultimately takes two to tango. I feel like a lot of programmers just utterly divorce themselves from the consequences of their work. Honestly a lot of people in general do that, because unethical jobs often pay well.
Like I could probably double or triple my salary by getting a job at our local national labs or some defense contractor, but ... I like how working on my silly little university websites means the code I write will never kill anybody. That's like one of my number one job perks.
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@neverbeaten @dplattsf Right? I'd accept three options, as long as one of them is "leave me alone forever"
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Dear every programmer working on websites and browsers:
I DO NOT WANT TO TRY CHROME.
I DO NOT WANT TO LOG IN WITH MY GOOGLE ACCOUNT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE BACK TO THE DEFAULT.
I DO NOT WANT TO CHANGE MY SEARCH ENGINE TO YOURS.
I DO NOT WANT TO SHARE MY LOCATION.
I DO NOT WANT TO SUBSCRIBE TO ONE SINGLE NEWSLETTER EVER.
I DO NOT WANT NOTIFICATIONS.
LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE.
@joby
See also: “sign in with…”I’ll sign in with my credentials unique to your site, not Google or Apple.
