Briliant!!

@VeroniqueB99
Bad idea
California will break away and sink so they'll have nothing back for their money. Better to buy Arizona and wait for it to be Arizona bay. (Bill Hicks)

@VeroniqueB99 oh please please please

@VeroniqueB99 I wish they'd buy Washington State, too. Lots of people with Danish heritage living around Puget Sound.

@VeroniqueB99 Also, you can already get pretty good kringle, here, and it's not that hard to find Carlsberg, either. You used to be able to get Aalborg Avavit here, until the state liquor stores were privatized.

@VeroniqueB99 https://denmarkification.com/

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They have me at "supply of Danish pastries"...

@VeroniqueB99 Sold!

@VeroniqueB99 ~ I am all in!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!️

@VeroniqueB99 we in #Oregon gratefully accept your offer.

@VeroniqueB99 yes that's fantastic I hope it tracks!!!

#alttext "socmed post by @briantylercohen:

More than 200,000 Danish citizens have signed a petition to buy California as a response to Trump's attempt to take Greenland.

They say they will provide Californians with "rule of law, universal health care, fact-based politics, and a lifetime supply of Danish pastries."

@VeroniqueB99 https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Take_California

@VeroniqueB99 @Heliograph In!

@VeroniqueB99 Please include Colorado

@VeroniqueB99 obviously, no contest from california.

@VeroniqueB99 I for one welcome our new Danish overlords (but I also look forward to throwing off their shackles like Iceland did - I contain multitudes!)

@wendinoakland imagine!!! @VeroniqueB99

@VeroniqueB99 should have said Texas. (Also, that's hilarious.)

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@gedeonm
That would change life a bit
I love #Denmark and that may be a chance to visit California again.

(We've friends in California, me met first in Denmark. Circles of life )

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