This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
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@rhempel I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics
@dazfuller @rhempel TBF, it's made only slightly worse
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@dazfuller @rhempel TBF, it's made only slightly worse
@JSAMcFarlane @rhempel I’m sure everyone who loves gitflow will come to its rescue
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller > don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction
It's not "Tim", it's "Timn" or "Tinm". No wonder everyone is confused. "Timn" is the one who's working backwards. The *real* Tim, who is working forwards and understands the details of `git morge --continvoucly`, already left for the day. The team will have to settle for a regular old non-continvoucal morge until Tim comes back and they can ask him for help.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller this is painful...
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@dazfuller > don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction
It's not "Tim", it's "Timn" or "Tinm". No wonder everyone is confused. "Timn" is the one who's working backwards. The *real* Tim, who is working forwards and understands the details of `git morge --continvoucly`, already left for the day. The team will have to settle for a regular old non-continvoucal morge until Tim comes back and they can ask him for help.
@dpnash oh shit, sorry Tim! You should have words with Timn tomorrow before he starts working from the initial commit
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@dazfuller this is painful...
@tmr232 this is the future. It’s because we don’t understand how to morge code that software development will be dead in 6-12 months.
Just don’t ask which 6-12 months
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller Honestly, I think Tinn took one look at this and is headed out the door.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller My favorite part is when Tim said it's morgin time and morged all over everyone
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller this can all be fixed by cherry pitting morges and squash morging, or if you don't like squash, pumpkin morgues.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller this... this... this is a pastiche of a beautiful diagram of a Git branching model published in the late 2000s and later disowned by its authors as obsolete in an era of continuous delivery
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@dazfuller this... this... this is a pastiche of a beautiful diagram of a Git branching model published in the late 2000s and later disowned by its authors as obsolete in an era of continuous delivery
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller I'm showing this to my boss tomorrow as exhibit no one as why ai cannot document software properly or replace us technical writers.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller@mstdn.social "On a scale of zero to Tim"
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller it gets better the more you try to understand the graph
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@dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.
@ohmrun @dazfuller and don't forget to completely ignore your release branch after 1.0, from now on development gets morged to master. In the past. Because Tim flows backwards
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@itgrrl @dazfuller cofeve!
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
@dazfuller It's old-fashioned but I'm against morging.
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This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.
I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"
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@ohmrun @dazfuller and don't forget to completely ignore your release branch after 1.0, from now on development gets morged to master. In the past. Because Tim flows backwards
@JennyFluff
The things Tim has seen.
@dazfuller
