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  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

    *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

    mostlytato@mstdn.socialM This user is from outside of this forum
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    #37

    @catsalad
    /I crouch down and present my hand for headbutts whilst saying "pspsps"

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    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

      hamonwry@mastodon.worldH This user is from outside of this forum
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      #38

      @catsalad

      Respect the all powerful FLOOF!

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      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

        *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

        verenarupp@social.vivaldi.netV This user is from outside of this forum
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        verenarupp@social.vivaldi.net
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        #39

        @catsalad WHERE

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        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

          *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

          javensbukan@mstdn.caJ This user is from outside of this forum
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          javensbukan@mstdn.ca
          schrieb zuletzt editiert von
          #40

          @catsalad *Battle music begins*

          *scene change*

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          • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

            *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

            nosaj@aus.socialN This user is from outside of this forum
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            #41

            @catsalad

            If anyone asks what the kids call "Aura Farming" nowadays, show them this picture.

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            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

              *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

              tantramar@zeroes.caT This user is from outside of this forum
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              tantramar@zeroes.ca
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              #42

              @catsalad You sit beside it to deliver scritches. It climbs on your lap — you’ve fallen into its trap! You can’t get up for HOURS.

              fandasin@social.linux.pizzaF tankgrrl@hachyderm.ioT 2 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                benhm3@saint-paul.usB This user is from outside of this forum
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                benhm3@saint-paul.us
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                #43

                @catsalad
                Our cat, Mr. Cat, does this. You have to pay the stair-toll in petties.

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                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                  *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                  batkaren@mastodon.onlineB This user is from outside of this forum
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                  batkaren@mastodon.online
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                  #44

                  @catsalad > pet the floof

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                  • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                    *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                    michaelgemar@mstdn.caM This user is from outside of this forum
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                    michaelgemar@mstdn.ca
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                    #45

                    @catsalad So, Mr. Bond, at last we meet…

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                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                      backfromthedud@mas.toB This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #46

                      @catsalad "None shall pass!"

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                      • thepolishdispatch@mstdn.socialT thepolishdispatch@mstdn.social

                        @catsalad "Before the other side of this bridge you see, must first you answer my questions three. Will you accept my challenge?"

                        fandasin@social.linux.pizzaF This user is from outside of this forum
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                        fandasin@social.linux.pizza
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                        #47

                        @ThePolishDispatch @catsalad

                        What do you mean? An African or a European swallow?

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                        • tantramar@zeroes.caT tantramar@zeroes.ca

                          @catsalad You sit beside it to deliver scritches. It climbs on your lap — you’ve fallen into its trap! You can’t get up for HOURS.

                          fandasin@social.linux.pizzaF This user is from outside of this forum
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                          fandasin@social.linux.pizza
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                          #48

                          @tantramar @catsalad

                          Trap?
                          You mean blessing? 😉

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                          • fandasin@social.linux.pizzaF fandasin@social.linux.pizza

                            @tantramar @catsalad

                            Trap?
                            You mean blessing? 😉

                            tantramar@zeroes.caT This user is from outside of this forum
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                            #49

                            @FandaSin @catsalad I do!

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                            • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                              *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                              antdude@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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                              #50

                              @catsalad does it dance like Joker?

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                              • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                                chigaze@mstdn.caC This user is from outside of this forum
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                                #51

                                @catsalad There’s a John Wick vibe coming off that cat.

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                                • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                  *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                                  kierkegaanks@beige.partyK This user is from outside of this forum
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                                  #52

                                  @catsalad o fortuna 🎵

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                                  • tantramar@zeroes.caT tantramar@zeroes.ca

                                    @catsalad You sit beside it to deliver scritches. It climbs on your lap — you’ve fallen into its trap! You can’t get up for HOURS.

                                    tankgrrl@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
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                                    #53

                                    @tantramar @catsalad If I may:

                                    You sit beside it to deliver scritches
                                    It climbs on your lap
                                    You’ve fallen into its trap!
                                    You can’t get up for hours, bitches!

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                                    • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                      *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                                      steveclough@metalhead.clubS This user is from outside of this forum
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                                      #54

                                      @catsalad There is no way past that.

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                                      • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                        *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

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                                        onyx@nrw.social
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                                        #55

                                        @catsalad Beware of Flerken!!!

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                                        • catsalad@infosec.exchangeC catsalad@infosec.exchange

                                          *A powerful FLOOF blocks your way*

                                          joe_von_saporski@bunt.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
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                                          joe_von_saporski@bunt.social
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                                          #56

                                          @catsalad
                                          Chicken uses *meow*

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