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Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch.

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  • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

    Yes, every penguin in Antarctica has a machete. No, zoologists don't know how or why. The penguins don't let them get close enough to find out.

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    crouton@aus.social
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    #8

    @lowqualityfacts ... and the ones who actually found out - dead zoologists write no papers

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    • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

      Yes, every penguin in Antarctica has a machete. No, zoologists don't know how or why. The penguins don't let them get close enough to find out.

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      #9

      @lowqualityfacts The penguin who walked into the mountains was just going to the machete store to get a new one.

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      • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

        Yes, every penguin in Antarctica has a machete. No, zoologists don't know how or why. The penguins don't let them get close enough to find out.

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        #10

        @lowqualityfacts The reason penguins can’t fly? It’s hard to soar through the skies when you’re packing a collection of machetes! Just don’t ask where they’re hiding all those blades...that's a secret deeper than the Antarctic ice.

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        • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

          Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
          https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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          #11

          @lowqualityfacts Best Tux-badge, ever!

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          • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

            Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
            https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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            hisvirusness@mastodon.social
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            #12

            @lowqualityfacts I knew it.

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            • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

              Yes, every penguin in Antarctica has a machete. No, zoologists don't know how or why. The penguins don't let them get close enough to find out.

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              edelruth@mastodon.online
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              #13

              @lowqualityfacts

              I'm going to believe this one to my last breath. It gives me hope that they can survive us🤓

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              • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                rgregory@mastodon.social
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                #14

                @lowqualityfacts Use Linux!

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                • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                  Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                  https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                  anotheridiotontheweb@mastodon.social
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                  #15

                  @lowqualityfacts Kinda gives me those "Peace was never an option" vibes. Love it.

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                  • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                    Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                    https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                    astrukme@det.social
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                    #16

                    @lowqualityfacts

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                    • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                      Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                      https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                      wintergr33n@lingo.lol
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                      #17

                      @lowqualityfacts

                      Lovecraft documented this thoroughly.

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                      • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                        Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                        https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                        #18

                        @lowqualityfacts is this an AD for linux? 😁

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                        • lowqualityfacts@mstdn.socialL lowqualityfacts@mstdn.social

                          Today's Low Quality Ad is for this Become Ungovernable Patch. Throughout history, nations have tried to conquer Antarctica countless times. Each time, they failed. The penguins made sure of that.
                          https://collabs.shop/bodeda

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                          #19

                          @lowqualityfacts @roknrol Job complete! Next task please 🥺

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