What the, and I cannot overstate this, fuck?

@bloor lolwut, what kind of crochet is that, they could’ve tried to make an effort at least.

@bloor Bob Pease (R.I.P.) wrote an article a long time ago about "audiophile" speaker cables. He found plain old zip cord and even ribbon cable was just as effective.

@bloor @BoloMKXXVIII

I did wonder if one of the Encabulators would make an appearance. Have a doughnut

@bloor apologies if someone already posted but let this guy put you on game https://www.headphonesty.com/2024/02/japanese-audiophile-builds-personal-utility-pole/

@bloor those are going to pick up SO much dust and crap.

@bloor I know this is a joke, but I wonder how this would sound.
Not how good it would sound, but if it would impact the input sine wave.

@bloor Audiophiles can be some of the most gullible people on the planet.

@gunchleoc (I got it, lol)

@bloor I have so many questions, but I don't know which one is more important

@bloor I... don't know what to say about this...

@bloor he should buy solid gold cables

@harbeau @bloor Gold may be cheaper

@bloor “AI” enhanced cables bro.

@bloor that's *fascinating*. I can't stop looking at it.

What on *earth* were they trying to do here?

@PeterLG @bloor oh goodness I needed this chuckle. Bless you for posting other people's nonsense.

@SomeVeganCheeseIsOk @bloor I don’t know but I assume they are trying to reduce induced currents in adjacent wires.

EDIT yeah I know twisted cables already solve that, I mean that’s the grift

But…these are power cables? I have no idea. Audiophiles might as well be from a different planet

@neilk @bloor I did think that might be a motive but...

They aren't keeping the "cables" away from the other "cables".

@bloor So… you don't have a cat then.

@bloor @Kels_316 give Darwin a chance

@bloor Audiophiles are some of the stupidest people in existence.