"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ...
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"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "
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"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "
@futurebird „Also, I need yellow ink to print this monochrome document.“ - „but I thought you wanted to be an actor?“ - „yes but I am still also an inkjet printer.“
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"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "
When printers "act up" they are just expressing themselves, showing you one of their musical numbers. Try to sympathize a little. Their mom always said they had "so much talent"
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When printers "act up" they are just expressing themselves, showing you one of their musical numbers. Try to sympathize a little. Their mom always said they had "so much talent"
@futurebird I had a beige Epson that used to scrunch up paper at me and only use the red colour cartridge. I think it was planning to get me and wanted me to know.
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"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "
@futurebird I couldn't help but mentally autocompleting to:
"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be ... a lumberjack! Yes, a lumberjack - leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!"
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"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "
Ink runs out, but printers have an unlimited supply of spite.
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@futurebird „Also, I need yellow ink to print this monochrome document.“ - „but I thought you wanted to be an actor?“ - „yes but I am still also an inkjet printer.“
@nblr @futurebird "There's no yellow ink! I cannot work under these conditions! Call my agent!"
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@futurebird I couldn't help but mentally autocompleting to:
"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be ... a lumberjack! Yes, a lumberjack - leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia!"
@datarama @futurebird <sings> i'm a lumberjack and i'm ok ...
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When printers "act up" they are just expressing themselves, showing you one of their musical numbers. Try to sympathize a little. Their mom always said they had "so much talent"
@futurebird When I first got a printer I was informed that one in three print jobs went wrong!
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"I never really wanted to be an inkjet printer, no, I always wanted to be an actor ... Let me show you my death monologue. "
@futurebird So…Moltbook now allows logins from printers?!
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