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You where all thinking it.

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  • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

    agnew_hawk@mastodon.socialA This user is from outside of this forum
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    #19

    @yschaeff
    This is the beginning of a great-ish 90's flick about hollywood hackers

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    • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

      You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

      artharg@mastodon.nlA This user is from outside of this forum
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      #20

      @yschaeff “This message will self-destruct in 48 hours.”

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      • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

        fixato@toot.catF This user is from outside of this forum
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        #21

        @yschaeff
        additional details for the image description:
        First photo:

        nothing looks out of the ordinary on this banana. Only when you look closer, you see a faint outline of letters.

        Second photo:

        the banana now clearly shows brown outlines for the engraved letters, spelling "Ananas"

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        • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

          You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

          dysfun@social.treehouse.systemsD This user is from outside of this forum
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          #22

          @yschaeff it doesn't look like an ananas...

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          • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

            aamurusko79@tech.lgbtA This user is from outside of this forum
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            #23

            @yschaeff We have Xtool's laser at work. I tried to find a picture but couldn't of when we took a piece of toast and burned the company logo on it.

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            • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

              You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

              jesshurch@mastodon.scotJ This user is from outside of this forum
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              #24

              @yschaeff Lasers and bananas were just made for each other ..

              z_zed_zed@universeodon.comZ jamier@toot.walesJ endlessmason@hachyderm.ioE 3 Antworten Letzte Antwort
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              • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

                grob@mstdn.socialG This user is from outside of this forum
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                #25

                @yschaeff "…regret to inform you about a information security incident due to banana ware…"

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                • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                  You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

                  karpour@mstdn.socialK This user is from outside of this forum
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                  #26

                  @yschaeff now find out how much data you can store on a banana peel and still recover later.

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                  • aknorals@mastodon.socialA aknorals@mastodon.social

                    @yschaeff can you do a qr code?

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                    #27

                    @Aknorals Actually, that was the first thing we tried. At some point we where able to scan it. But it 'expired'. 😉

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                    • aamurusko79@tech.lgbtA aamurusko79@tech.lgbt

                      @yschaeff We have Xtool's laser at work. I tried to find a picture but couldn't of when we took a piece of toast and burned the company logo on it.

                      yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY This user is from outside of this forum
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                      #28

                      @aamurusko79 This was done on an xtool as well. Not mine sadly, I don't think its in the price range I'm willing to pay for it. But so far it seems to be a really nice machine.

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                      • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                        You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                        #29
                        Banana for scale, not only for sizes but also amount of data! awesome #bananaforscale
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                        • murraywindripper@fosstodon.orgM murraywindripper@fosstodon.org

                          @yschaeff
                          It's also a very clever disguise for a pineapple 😉

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                          #30

                          @MurrayWindripper @yschaeff I was wondering if I was the only one who was thinking that 😝

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                          • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                            You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                            #31

                            @yschaeff ????????????????????????

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                            • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                              You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                              #32

                              @yschaeff but why would you print pineapple on a banana

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                              • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                                Oh, and the smell of burned banana peel also wears of after 12 hours. So there's that...

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                                #33
                                @yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot
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                                • kaia@pleroma.soykaf.comK kaia@pleroma.soykaf.com
                                  @yschaeff how much resolution does the laser have? how small could you go? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Microdot
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                                  #34
                                  @kaia @yschaeff there's plenty that will do a ~0.06mm spot size, but microdots are more like lithography
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                                  • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                                    You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                    #35

                                    @yschaeff Doing the lord's work

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                                    • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                                      You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                      #36

                                      @yschaeff don't lose your banana!

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                                      • karpour@mstdn.socialK karpour@mstdn.social

                                        @yschaeff now find out how much data you can store on a banana peel and still recover later.

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                                        #37

                                        @karpour @yschaeff attempting to beat Microsoft's ability to engrave data into glass by engraving data into a banana peel

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                                        • yschaeff@fosstodon.orgY yschaeff@fosstodon.org

                                          You where all thinking it. And the answer is 'yes!'. Yes you can totally LASER engrave a banana to exfiltrate data from your secured premises. Just out of the machine the text is barely noticable. But the next morning? Clear as day.

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                                          #38

                                          @yschaeff why did you write pineapple on your banana

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