Mastodon Skip to content
  • Home
  • Aktuell
  • Tags
  • Über dieses Forum
Einklappen
Grafik mit zwei überlappenden Sprechblasen, eine grün und eine lila.
Abspeckgeflüster – Forum für Menschen mit Gewicht(ung)

Kostenlos. Werbefrei. Menschlich. Dein Abnehmforum.

  1. Home
  2. Uncategorized
  3. This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

Geplant Angeheftet Gesperrt Verschoben Uncategorized
aislopmicroslop
78 Beiträge 58 Kommentatoren 0 Aufrufe
  • Älteste zuerst
  • Neuste zuerst
  • Meiste Stimmen
Antworten
  • In einem neuen Thema antworten
Anmelden zum Antworten
Dieses Thema wurde gelöscht. Nur Nutzer mit entsprechenden Rechten können es sehen.
  • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

    This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

    I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

    https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

    tymwol@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
    tymwol@hachyderm.ioT This user is from outside of this forum
    tymwol@hachyderm.io
    schrieb zuletzt editiert von
    #2

    Maybe it's a git mortgage, like the one you take for all this infrastructure and GPUs..?

    1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
    0
    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

      db@social.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
      db@social.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
      db@social.lol
      schrieb zuletzt editiert von
      #3

      @dazfuller Tim is looking for an earlier sane commit before that mess to hard reset

      dazfuller@mstdn.socialD 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
      0
      • db@social.lolD db@social.lol

        @dazfuller Tim is looking for an earlier sane commit before that mess to hard reset

        dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
        dazfuller@mstdn.social
        schrieb zuletzt editiert von
        #4

        @db every time I look at it I find another layer of madness

        db@social.lolD 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
        0
        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

          @db every time I look at it I find another layer of madness

          db@social.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
          db@social.lolD This user is from outside of this forum
          db@social.lol
          schrieb zuletzt editiert von
          #5

          @dazfuller it is truly a masterpiece

          1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
          0
          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

            jdstewart2008@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
            jdstewart2008@mastodon.socialJ This user is from outside of this forum
            jdstewart2008@mastodon.social
            schrieb zuletzt editiert von
            #6

            @dazfuller 3rd largest publicly-traded company in the U.S.

            1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
            0
            • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

              This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

              I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

              https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

              ohmrun@indieweb.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
              ohmrun@indieweb.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
              ohmrun@indieweb.social
              schrieb zuletzt editiert von
              #7

              @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

              loosenut@genart.socialL bartholin@fops.cloudB leo_wallentin@mastodon.socialL jennyfluff@chitter.xyzJ 4 Antworten Letzte Antwort
              0
              • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                rhempel@mstdn.caR This user is from outside of this forum
                rhempel@mstdn.caR This user is from outside of this forum
                rhempel@mstdn.ca
                schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                #8

                @dazfuller This is just GitFlow reinterpreted by AI and it's honestly pretty much why developers sometimes hate git 🙂

                Move to Trunk Based Development (with a coach if you need it) and look back on this model and laugh like a maniac.

                dazfuller@mstdn.socialD 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                0
                • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                  @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

                  loosenut@genart.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                  loosenut@genart.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                  loosenut@genart.social
                  schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                  #9

                  @ohmrun @dazfuller

                  That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

                  ohmrun@indieweb.socialO 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                  0
                  • rhempel@mstdn.caR rhempel@mstdn.ca

                    @dazfuller This is just GitFlow reinterpreted by AI and it's honestly pretty much why developers sometimes hate git 🙂

                    Move to Trunk Based Development (with a coach if you need it) and look back on this model and laugh like a maniac.

                    dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                    dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                    dazfuller@mstdn.social
                    schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                    #10

                    @rhempel I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics

                    rhempel@mstdn.caR jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ieJ 2 Antworten Letzte Antwort
                    0
                    • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                      @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

                      bartholin@fops.cloudB This user is from outside of this forum
                      bartholin@fops.cloudB This user is from outside of this forum
                      bartholin@fops.cloud
                      schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                      #11
                      @ohmrun @dazfuller It's Tiണ, or maybe Tiሰሰሰ
                      moira@mastodon.murkworks.netM 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                      0
                      • loosenut@genart.socialL loosenut@genart.social

                        @ohmrun @dazfuller

                        That was the beginning of the great Tim wars, which continue to this day

                        ohmrun@indieweb.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                        ohmrun@indieweb.socialO This user is from outside of this forum
                        ohmrun@indieweb.social
                        schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                        #12

                        @loosenut behold the enborkening.

                        1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                        0
                        • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                          @rhempel I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics

                          rhempel@mstdn.caR This user is from outside of this forum
                          rhempel@mstdn.caR This user is from outside of this forum
                          rhempel@mstdn.ca
                          schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                          #13

                          @dazfuller It should have just been a link to the (awful) Gitflow image everyone uses.

                          Instead it's a clear demonstration of Microsoft eating its own AI dogfood, and finding out that it's rotten, and they don't have the common sense to sniff it before eating it.

                          They have really lost the thread ...

                          dazfuller@mstdn.socialD 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                          0
                          • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                            This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                            I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                            https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                            alxndr@tech.lgbtA This user is from outside of this forum
                            alxndr@tech.lgbtA This user is from outside of this forum
                            alxndr@tech.lgbt
                            schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                            #14

                            @dazfuller Only bugfixes!

                            1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                            0
                            • rhempel@mstdn.caR rhempel@mstdn.ca

                              @dazfuller It should have just been a link to the (awful) Gitflow image everyone uses.

                              Instead it's a clear demonstration of Microsoft eating its own AI dogfood, and finding out that it's rotten, and they don't have the common sense to sniff it before eating it.

                              They have really lost the thread ...

                              dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                              dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                              dazfuller@mstdn.social
                              schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                              #15

                              @rhempel I tried to do the nice thing and filed an issue against it. Not holding my breath though, the last time I did that it was hanging around for 2 years until they deprecated it with a different product

                              1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                              0
                              • ohmrun@indieweb.socialO ohmrun@indieweb.social

                                @dazfuller That's Tim travelling back in time to fix his morge strategy.

                                leo_wallentin@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                                leo_wallentin@mastodon.socialL This user is from outside of this forum
                                leo_wallentin@mastodon.social
                                schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                #16

                                @ohmrun @dazfuller to be fair time travel often seems like the most viable option when git merges go wrong

                                1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                0
                                • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                  This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                  I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                  https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                  shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS This user is from outside of this forum
                                  shadowdancer@mstdn.social
                                  schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                  #17

                                  @dazfuller
                                  Now WTF seriously? I had to literally spell the domain out loud. Yes, it really is microsoft.com and not some parody site. It's not like I ever held Microsoft in high regard but this is beyond all comprehension.

                                  Is there really no one doing any proofreading anymore? I mean, yeah they're in AI business and they use it themselves, but I wasn't aware they've literally taken hands off the wheel entirely.

                                  dazfuller@mstdn.socialD 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                  0
                                  • shadowdancer@mstdn.socialS shadowdancer@mstdn.social

                                    @dazfuller
                                    Now WTF seriously? I had to literally spell the domain out loud. Yes, it really is microsoft.com and not some parody site. It's not like I ever held Microsoft in high regard but this is beyond all comprehension.

                                    Is there really no one doing any proofreading anymore? I mean, yeah they're in AI business and they use it themselves, but I wasn't aware they've literally taken hands off the wheel entirely.

                                    dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                    dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                    dazfuller@mstdn.social
                                    schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                    #18

                                    @shadowdancer I’m sure they said something about quality recently as well 😆

                                    Got to admit that I did the same as well. No way, I thought, they would take a well recognised and widely used image and fuck it up with AI. But, alas, this is where we are.

                                    They’re now driving around a mountain, perilously close to the edge, blindfolded, and not holding the wheel.

                                    1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                    0
                                    • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                      This is truly glorious #AISlop from #Microslop in their "Introduction to Github" course.

                                      I don't know why Tim is working in the opposite direction, but I can see that he never once "morges" his code back into develop, let alone doing it "continvoucly"

                                      https://learn.microsoft.com/en-us/training/modules/introduction-to-github/3-components-of-github-flow

                                      andrewradev@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
                                      andrewradev@hachyderm.ioA This user is from outside of this forum
                                      andrewradev@hachyderm.io
                                      schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                      #19

                                      @dazfuller This, to me, is a perfect encapsulation of the value proposition of chatbots: do what you can already do, but worse.

                                      The original image is available on the author's blog as a high-resolution PDF, explicitly licensed as Creative Commons BY-SA. It is *trivial* to find the article and get the canonical image. Instead, somebody asked copilot to regurgitate one, or possibly asked it to "upscale" a low-res copy of it.

                                      Doing the work well would have been faster and easier, but the vibe must flow.

                                      1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                      0
                                      • dazfuller@mstdn.socialD dazfuller@mstdn.social

                                        @rhempel I mean, it _should_ be gitflow, and yet the AI somehow made it more complicated and incorporated temporal dynamics

                                        jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ieJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ieJ This user is from outside of this forum
                                        jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ie
                                        schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                        #20

                                        @dazfuller @rhempel TBF, it's made only slightly worse

                                        dazfuller@mstdn.socialD 1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                        0
                                        • jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ieJ jsamcfarlane@mastodon.ie

                                          @dazfuller @rhempel TBF, it's made only slightly worse

                                          dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          dazfuller@mstdn.socialD This user is from outside of this forum
                                          dazfuller@mstdn.social
                                          schrieb zuletzt editiert von
                                          #21

                                          @JSAMcFarlane @rhempel I’m sure everyone who loves gitflow will come to its rescue 👀

                                          1 Antwort Letzte Antwort
                                          0
                                          Antworten
                                          • In einem neuen Thema antworten
                                          Anmelden zum Antworten
                                          • Älteste zuerst
                                          • Neuste zuerst
                                          • Meiste Stimmen



                                          Copyright (c) 2025 abSpecktrum (@abspecklog@fedimonster.de)

                                          Erstellt mit Schlaflosigkeit, Kaffee, Brokkoli & ♥

                                          Impressum | Datenschutzerklärung | Nutzungsbedingungen

                                          • Anmelden

                                          • Du hast noch kein Konto? Registrieren

                                          • Anmelden oder registrieren, um zu suchen
                                          • Erster Beitrag
                                            Letzter Beitrag
                                          0
                                          • Home
                                          • Aktuell
                                          • Tags
                                          • Über dieses Forum