i spoke to my dad on the phone a bit ago.

"we'll lessen the number of folks if y'all leave us alone and just let us kidnap & harass you, we pwomise "

[bugs bunny] doooooon't yooooou beeeee-lieve iiiiiiit! [/bugs bunny] ain't no paper bags of money up here for you son, GTFOOHWTBS! #MNastodon
https://www.minnpost.com/metro/2026/01/trumps-border-czar-suggests-a-possible-drawdown-in-minnesota-but-only-after-cooperation/

...*snerk*
https://sahanjournal.com/public-safety/border-patrol-employee-charged-drunk-driving-st-paul/

@deliberately_me …oh, his *own* vomit. oh well

Although, the article doesn't say one way or the other that he *didn't* have other peoples' puke on him, so I can hope!!

@Sharksonaplane thankfully he didn't hit & kill anybody but still...he shoulda just chosen to simply resign and go back home to get shittered in his own house! like wtf...

for the love of shinders, if i see one more post On Here with fucking AI-generated shit about something that supposedly happened here in minneapolis that keeps being re-tooted...ionn give a shit if it's supposedly humorous or whatever, *it's still misinfo. do NOT share the shit.* get angry with yr deity of choice, don't get angry with me.

misinformation is misinformation, humorous or not!

th' fuck is wrong with folks...

sincerely,
a minneapolis resident

uhhh did the groundhog also say that ICE is gonna be outta here soon? i'm asking for the city.

it's a start, but ALL of these assbags need to go *today!* don't let this shit deter you into thinking you need to hang up yr whistle...until ICE is outta here, keep on keepin' on. don't get comfy just yet.
https://www.pbs.org/newshour/nation/700-immigration-officers-to-leave-minnesota-immediately-homan-announces

it's gonna be in the mid-30s *above* zero off n'on for the next while. i ain't even gonna be able to go out and enjoy the shit! dammit