I just saved the Fediverse.

I just saved the Fediverse.

I can't tell you how, but I can tell you that it involves @amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote and their replacement with exact duplicates. They are such perfect copies that when they read this toot, they will think it’s nonsense.

To make a long story short, it also involved an official Mario Brothers Chia pet. I can’t say anymore, but I’m sure you get it.

@Mrfunkedude

Reproductive cloning of humans is widely illegal, with over 46 countries, including the UK and many others, having formal bans due to ethical issues. However, laws regarding therapeutic cloning (for research) differ, with some countries allowing it under regulation. There are no federal bans on cloning in the U.S.

i assume you have run our post history through an ai to generate more content.

i am not sure where the official Mario Brothers Chia pet fits in, unless it is like that teddy and the hex computer in discworld.

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, Hex is the magical/organic supercomputer located in the High Energy Magic Building at Unseen University. It is managed by Ponder Stibbons and is known for developing a form of self-aware sentience.

The "Fluffy Teddy Bear" (FTB) is a key, seemingly irrational component of Hex’s operational structure, particularly featured in the novel Hogfather.

https://wiki.lspace.org/Hex

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

@amiserabilist @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1 So you're saying it's nonsense?

@Mrfunkedude

Reproductive cloning of humans is widely illegal, with over 46 countries, including the UK and many others, having formal bans due to ethical issues. However, laws regarding therapeutic cloning (for research) differ, with some countries allowing it under regulation. There are no federal bans on cloning in the U.S.

i assume you have run our post history through an ai to generate more content.

i am not sure where the official Mario Brothers Chia pet fits in, unless it is like that teddy and the hex computer in discworld.

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, Hex is the magical/organic supercomputer located in the High Energy Magic Building at Unseen University. It is managed by Ponder Stibbons and is known for developing a form of self-aware sentience.

The "Fluffy Teddy Bear" (FTB) is a key, seemingly irrational component of Hex’s operational structure, particularly featured in the novel Hogfather.

https://wiki.lspace.org/Hex

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

@amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

Sounds like something a clone would say

@TheBreadmonkey @Mrfunkedude @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

@Mrfunkedude

of course, i never realized i was the duplicate.

now it all doesn't make sense.

am i an ai running on a server attached to an official Mario Brothers Chia pet shitposting right now?

jesus, what have you done you monster!!!

<existential crisis intensifies>

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

@amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

i fell asleep and woke up as a cockroach

is that your work too @Mrfunkedude

STOP CLONING PEOPLE

please.

@benroyce @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

@amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

no i was also a cockroach before i fell asleep

i'm sorry, i'm not contributing constructively

@Mrfunkedude

Reproductive cloning of humans is widely illegal, with over 46 countries, including the UK and many others, having formal bans due to ethical issues. However, laws regarding therapeutic cloning (for research) differ, with some countries allowing it under regulation. There are no federal bans on cloning in the U.S.

i assume you have run our post history through an ai to generate more content.

i am not sure where the official Mario Brothers Chia pet fits in, unless it is like that teddy and the hex computer in discworld.

In Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, Hex is the magical/organic supercomputer located in the High Energy Magic Building at Unseen University. It is managed by Ponder Stibbons and is known for developing a form of self-aware sentience.

The "Fluffy Teddy Bear" (FTB) is a key, seemingly irrational component of Hex’s operational structure, particularly featured in the novel Hogfather.

https://wiki.lspace.org/Hex

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

@TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

"The followers outside looked from clone to man, and from man to clone, and from clone to man again; but already it was impossible to say which was which"

thanks @Mrfunkedude

now i have dissociative identity disorder, on top of everything else.

@benroyce @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

we are a non judgemental community.

unlike animal farm.

"all legs good"

welcome insect friend.

@amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

Kafka was quite insistent that there be no illustrations to bias in the mind what kind of creature Gregor had turned into in "The Metamorphosis". it was important to him the reader be unsure. some translations used "cockroach" and this has become fixed in the popular imagination

so again, i need to apologize, i am not even a cockroach

i am merely the subconscious projection of your own feelings of unease on a blank canvas

@amiserabilist @Mrfunkedude @TheBreadmonkey @Alice @Nickiquote @MAJ1

Kafka was quite insistent that there be no illustrations to bias in the mind what kind of creature Gregor had turned into in "The Metamorphosis". it was important to him the reader be unsure. some translations used "cockroach" and this has become fixed in the popular imagination

so again, i need to apologize, i am not even a cockroach

i am merely the subconscious projection of your own feelings of unease on a blank canvas