“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”
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@zzt "While we are still guided by full manifesto, five principles are especially relevant in the age of AI:"
*lists three*
Tell me your copy was written by AI without telling me.
@semievolved @zzt Did they edit it? I no longer see that line. Seems they also turned off the horrendous autoplaying video, too.
Hope someone archived it.
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@semievolved oh that’s fucking incredible
this site is fractally terrible, the longer you look at it the worse it gets
@zzt @semievolved This has very strong "Hello fellow kids" vibes.
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“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”
please “enjoy” the State of Mozilla, one of the least hinged things I’ve seen released with pride by an established corporation: https://stateof.mozilla.org/ (epilepsy warning)
note the 2001-style not-Flash intro. the fake captcha. the timecube-esque prattle about AI threatening humanity. “DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS”. the ASCII art cop finger in the footer of the main page. all of it. what in fuck is this.
@zzt Nothing says "we manage well our money, trust us" like "we sank millions into the grift and plan to sink even more"
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@semievolved @zzt directive 4 is classified, just like Robocop
@jordan @semievolved @zzt Oh gods I just about spit coffee all over my monitor. You win the day.
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@semievolved @zzt directive 4 is classified, just like Robocop
@jordan @semievolved @zzt don't forget the incoming "focus on y" by the AI lab,
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“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”
please “enjoy” the State of Mozilla, one of the least hinged things I’ve seen released with pride by an established corporation: https://stateof.mozilla.org/ (epilepsy warning)
note the 2001-style not-Flash intro. the fake captcha. the timecube-esque prattle about AI threatening humanity. “DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS”. the ASCII art cop finger in the footer of the main page. all of it. what in fuck is this.
🤬🤮🤬🤮🤬🤮
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“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”
please “enjoy” the State of Mozilla, one of the least hinged things I’ve seen released with pride by an established corporation: https://stateof.mozilla.org/ (epilepsy warning)
note the 2001-style not-Flash intro. the fake captcha. the timecube-esque prattle about AI threatening humanity. “DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS”. the ASCII art cop finger in the footer of the main page. all of it. what in fuck is this.
Welcome to the dystopian future - welcome to Slopzilla.
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firefox users: please make the LLM features in firefox a non-default plugin, opt-in, or better yet don’t do them at all
mozilla: DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS. slop is destroying the web! *posts a bunch of slop videos and text in an annual corporate update*
mozilla staff: we asked our community and they hallucinated that they don’t like AI even though we prompted them to not hallucinate.
mozilla’s remaining fan: why are you so angry at my best friend mozilla. stop being unreasonable.
@zzt this is it, it's too late to save Mozilla. Probably best to give up on the web entirely.
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@jordan @semievolved @zzt don't forget the incoming "focus on y" by the AI lab,
@mathieui @jordan @semievolved @zzt focus on whyyyyyyy
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“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”
please “enjoy” the State of Mozilla, one of the least hinged things I’ve seen released with pride by an established corporation: https://stateof.mozilla.org/ (epilepsy warning)
note the 2001-style not-Flash intro. the fake captcha. the timecube-esque prattle about AI threatening humanity. “DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS”. the ASCII art cop finger in the footer of the main page. all of it. what in fuck is this.
@zzt graphic design is my passion
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@zzt "While we are still guided by full manifesto, five principles are especially relevant in the age of AI:"
*lists three*
Tell me your copy was written by AI without telling me.
@semievolved @zzt to be fair sometimes I forget to update the number above the list when deleting my principles
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“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”
please “enjoy” the State of Mozilla, one of the least hinged things I’ve seen released with pride by an established corporation: https://stateof.mozilla.org/ (epilepsy warning)
note the 2001-style not-Flash intro. the fake captcha. the timecube-esque prattle about AI threatening humanity. “DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS”. the ASCII art cop finger in the footer of the main page. all of it. what in fuck is this.
@zzt what... what was that. It feels so weird and disconnected.
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@semievolved @zzt Did they edit it? I no longer see that line. Seems they also turned off the horrendous autoplaying video, too.
Hope someone archived it.
@tehstu Still there. It's in the Manifesto section, if you can hold your nose long enough to get there.
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@zzt @semievolved This has very strong "Hello fellow kids" vibes.
@errant it's reading "Uncanny Gen-X" to me. Like- the basics elements of that style are there, but it's not put together right. Kind of cold and flat feeling, if that makes sense. @zzt @semievolved
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@zzt @semievolved This has very strong "Hello fellow kids" vibes.
"Put a cute panda on it because there's nothing evil about getting people to use your crappy product by guilt tripping them with a cute mascot."
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@seekingfreedom we're all just cost centres to the capitalist class. You get treated as valuable for only as long as they haven't figured out a way to get by without you.
@womble Too true
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@errant it's reading "Uncanny Gen-X" to me. Like- the basics elements of that style are there, but it's not put together right. Kind of cold and flat feeling, if that makes sense. @zzt @semievolved
@chillicampari That mirror-world feeling is because all of it is AI-generated. Some sloperator gave ChatGPT a chance to pretend it was an old-timey BBS. @errant @zzt
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@chillicampari That mirror-world feeling is because all of it is AI-generated. Some sloperator gave ChatGPT a chance to pretend it was an old-timey BBS. @errant @zzt
@semievolved yep @errant @zzt
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@zzt OMG
"AI isn’t just another tech trend — it’s at the heart of most apps, tools and technology we use today."
Literally not a single tool I use requires it, nor would I use it if it was forced into it."It enables remarkable things: new ways to create and collaborate and communicate."
No, it lies and doesn't help create anything. It is by design reactive."But AI is also letting us down"
You got me* there, Mozilla.Edit: *some people. My expectations for AI max out at zero, and the harms are large. So I'm speaking generally.
@eldersea @zzt yeah that got me as well, the second sentence and it is already complete nonsense.
Even for people that do regularly use AI, the majority of apps do not have "AI at their heart". And even if you constantly use AI tools, the vast majority of the technologies you use in your daily life are boring, battle-tested, old protocols like HTTP or SMTP etc., no AI involved.
It doesn't even make sense, and then the whole "Rebel Alliance" brain rot, I don't even know what to say. -
“zzt how dare you accuse Mozilla employees of suffering from very obvious LLM psychosis”
please “enjoy” the State of Mozilla, one of the least hinged things I’ve seen released with pride by an established corporation: https://stateof.mozilla.org/ (epilepsy warning)
note the 2001-style not-Flash intro. the fake captcha. the timecube-esque prattle about AI threatening humanity. “DO NOT ACCEPT DEFAULT SETTINGS”. the ASCII art cop finger in the footer of the main page. all of it. what in fuck is this.
"This report shares our progress and a roadmap in service of these goals. This includes the work of the Mozilla Foundation itself — a nonprofit doing cutting-edge innovation, advocacy and community building to develop a shared vision for what AI could be."
Oh, so the foundation no longer works for open web standards, thanks for the clarification
