I’ve given up trying to understand billboards in this city

@skinnylatte JFC WAT?!?!?!

@skinnylatte part of me bitterly hates its cynicism and part of me is cackling uncontrollably while rocking on the floor in the foetal position

@skinnylatte Why does the robot have muscles?

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Lolol

@skinnylatte We saw an ad covering the side of a delivery truck on MRY’s Calle Principal yesterday that made no sense to us: HUGE image of 2 guys riding motorcycles, alongside Casamigos tequila; and in very TINY print at bottom “drink responsibly.” Ya think? Like maybe don’t drink and drive/motorcycle!

@skinnylatte pretty sure my partner is reading this romance novel right now, it's super steamy! 🥵 Not the sexbots, or the vouyer horses, but just how great the customer service is! That's hard to find in this modern world, and so hot!

@skinnylatte customer that support actually cares

@skinnylatte this billboard is preying on the romantic insecurities of young men, I see!

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She - presumably the customer - looks like she’s having an #orgasm in the arms of a metal man, #robot or ‘mandroid’ - as I have read today); not sure what the horse is doing. The whole thing is creepy as f**k & not improved by being on a giant billboard. America is weird, creepy weird.

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Good question!! Why does the robot have muscles? A little bit of anthropomorphising anyone?
More creepy American #creepyweird stuff
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More #creepyweird American stuff - #BILLBOARDS - don’t their screens work? They have to go yelling to the sky about crap?
Last time i saw this type of #infestation it was the #nasalSex guys in Sydney, Australia about 10 years ago before they got shut down.

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@skinnylatte That is ... something alright.

@skinnylatte @catsalad dudes will do anything except go to therapy.

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OPUS NO. 1 INTENSIFIES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7xn5zeJ4D4

#opusno1

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Plot twist: the horse is her partner.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u0pIYlyx2B0

@skinnylatte Where, instead of giving you the runaround, we give you a reach-around. And a horse. In Wyoming.

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Somewhere, Tanith Lee is laughing her ass off.

@skinnylatte This looks like out of any distopian movie.